Eugenie Ermine is a monkey with savvy, self-assurance, and the inherent ability to throw a party made for memories. The trouble is, she's so good with her event-making business, she's forgotten about making her own happy life.

When a dangerous group of thugs invades Eugenie's Pink Poodle-themed wedding reception for debutante Tandy Tucker, tragedy happens. The best man is killed and Eugenie thinks she may be next when the evil chimp holds a weapon under her nose and threatens her life too. She makes a vow to herself: if she manages to live through this, she will date the first man she sees and take steps toward getting a great love life of her own filled with romance, desire and sex as only she can dream it!
The target is Detective Andy Archer, who unfortunately has his own sworm oath—don't mess around in the victim's life.
Eugenie finds out that if you're lucky, sometimes even intractable, pig-headed love matches provide anwers—just